I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof. One astronaut says to another. I can’t find any milk for my coffee. The other astronaut replies “In space no one can. Here, use cream”.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about milk that are also awesome milk jokes for adults and kids to be told!