Novelty & Fun Gift for Him & Her - Jizz Game

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To play, simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it! After the interviewees have endured an array of increasingly spicy sauces they're faced with the last Dab, the final hurdle in this ludicrous race. If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case. But please don't get the wrong end of the dick; to avoid getting an eyeful of alcohol, we recommend playing this drinking game with water (but if you want to fill it with Pinot or Pina Colada it's not like we can stop you. Where information is missing, this specification is not considered a priority to the product function.

JIZZ is really easy to use, you can fill the balls with any liquid you like, spin the rollers which tell you where to aim and how many pumps to give. While no alcohol is necessary to have a ton of cheeky fun with Jizz: The Game, you can quadruple the banter by turning it into a drinking game. If you’re always moaning about that one family member or friend who can’t put down their phone, then this phone escape room game is the genius way to finally spend some quality time together. Once you've purchased this item, simply look out for the Feefo feedback form, that'll be sent close to the estimated arrival date and then submit your thoughts to appear here! Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out.We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy.

If you’re lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. Cat - Astrophe Some games make you wade through a veritable War-And-Peace-length tome of rules before you can even begin setting up the board. Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game.With 54 escape room cards, a compelling story line, a phone cage and padlock, this brilliantly-crafted game will blow some of the dust off your brain cells.

Cat lovers get to play with tiny little adorable vinyl cats, cat haters get to see the tower inevitably topple. There’s no set amount of pumps which will see the ‘ climax’, which adds to the hilarity and excitement – will you get away dry, or will you end up with a mouth full of liquid? You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener! In the event of any safety concerns or for any other information about a product please carefully read any instructions provided on the label or packaging and contact the manufacturer. There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own.Simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it.

The numbered wheel tells you how many pumps you need to do while the second wheel determines where the willy must point! If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging. but it was replaced and resolved very quickly :) very happy with the book ends, they look amazing and exactly as described. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.The majestic magenta manhood will randomly erupt so you better hope it’s not a one pump wonder when it’s your go. You never know what’s going to be left on your face and in your hair but at least this is one shaft that won’t be offended by your decision not to swallow. You can fill the balls with whatever liquid you desire (we recommend the most potent of cocktails and spirits, obviously), leaving you to sit back, pump, and watch things get seriously messy. Grab your most daring mates and get ready to battle your way through cringe-inducing trivia, and face up to some hard truths!